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Just a reminder about me and my account 

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getting some mixed messages. help me out here

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if I were The Driver from Drive I would simply respond with answers longer than two words

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Just found out caracals have a Conservation Status of Least Concern so that brightened my day

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who has a face. i need 2 draw some people

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Do you like Stranger Things? Ha, enjoy being a pawn of Big 80's, shill

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"What I really love about baseball is every game, every play, every single pitch is an unknown! Anything can happen!" I say through gritted teeth as the Red Sox get slapped around by one of the worst teams in Baseball.

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"This car can go 0-60 in 3 seconds"
Okay but why do you need that? This is why cars are so expensive.
".... It goes 0-60 in 3 seconds."

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Let me be frank 

If were not fucking do not message me pics of yourself, post it to your IG like a normal person so i don't have to see them

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The straights? Somethings not right

My ex step mom made a post about trying out being gay and my dad, uncle and grandpa went into it and all said some variation of how hot that was

I'm like robin hood if robin hood only cared about eating doughnuts

Coming in early to work to steal day shifts free doughnuts since night shift doesn't get any

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absolutely shocked to learn that Ben only has 29 hours total logged on Guild Wars 2.

and like eight of those hours are from when he accidentally left the game running in the background while watching movies.

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Awoo Church

An instance for insomniacs, night crew and other creatures of the night.