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⚠️ Church Announcement ⚠️

Dear Churchgoers,

The Elected Inner Sanctum Council is proud to announce its official account to be the voice of the church and its message. We hope that you enjoy this service and that you will follow along through our times of joy as much as in our times of hardship.

Joyfully,
Your Council

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⚠ Church Advertisement ⚠

Do you ever feel empty? Like there's a void inside of you and that there's nothing that will ever fill it, causing your mind to spin in existential dread? Come to the wandering corndog. I can help you satisfy the void inside your stomach for a low price starting at 5,99 AC (that's awoo coins). Please come to my stand near the boat rental shop at the Blood lake.

Don't let the void eat you alive

Abnar Al-Kazhim
Dark alchemist and owner of the Wandering Corndog

⚠ Church Warning ⚠

Dear churchgoers,

According to Ylave LePlancher, our upper level janitor, the fairies on the 3rd floor are "back on their bullshit again" and the floor is now literally lava. Please avoid at all cost.

A bit tired of this,
Your council

⚠ Church Reminder ⚠

Dear churchgoers,

There are, in fact, two wolves inside of you and they need to be feed and taken for walkies. Please don't forget!

Your council

⚠ Church Announcement ⚠

Dear churchgoers,

It seems someone finished the peanut butter and then put it back in the cupboard. We would kindly ask that you at least wash and recycle the pot when you finish it. Who are we kidding here, we know it's you Gregg, you always do that!

Honestly,
Your Council.

⚠ Church Announcement ⚠

Dear churchgoers,

You might have noticed the strange man sitting in a corner of the dinner hall that's starring at everyone. We don't know who he is either and we're to afraid to ask. Hopefully he'll go away by himself.

Feeling creeped out,
Your council

⚠ Church Warning ⚠

Dear churchgoers,

Due to a necromantic incident, it seems that Karl Marx was brought back to life and that he is annoying everyone about dialectics and fur coats. We have tried to reason with him but he keeps screaming at us that he would ban us from the International. Please avoid the 3rd and 4th floor of the crypt until the issue is resolved.

With slight annoyance,
Your council

⚠ Church Reminder ⚠

Dear churchgoers,

We would like to remind every dragon residents and visitors to stack their loot piles according to the security standards established in the Grand Assembly of last year. This standard assures that no "pile collapse" incidents happen ever again. Here are some of the guidelines:

- stack big objects at the bottom to insure structural integrity
- gold should be in its separate pile
- do NOT stack live creatures

Carefully,
Your council

⚠ Church Announcement ⚠

Dear churchgoers,

We are glad to announce the reopening of the Church's Grand Library. We recall that it was set on fire several months ago due to someone saying a take that was way too hot. The Council would like to advise members to be careful with their hot takes around inflammable materials in the future.

With slight concern,
Your council

⚠ Church Advertisement ⚠

Are you looking for a getaway? In search of a new experience? Come to the Awoo Church! From the calm blood lakes of the Screaming Soul Forest to the high towers of Demon King Laimar, we will greet you and your close ones in our sanctuary. Necromantic workshops, dragon breath heated saunas ; we have it all! Reserve your room now and gain a free entry to a guided tour of the endless crypts. You will be howling for more!

Lanha Maiar
Spokesperson of the touristic committee

⚠ church announcement ⚠

Dear churchgoers,

The Elected Inner Sanctum Council would like to wish you a happy Samhain and invites you to join us in our celebration of this frightful night where our world and the mortal world are joined. Festivities will be held in the grand hall with a banquet, a Danse Macabre and other fun activities. Follow the will-o'-the-wisps to find the hall, as the church is ever changing.

With horror,
Your council

⚠️ Church Announcement ⚠️

Dear Churchgoers,

We are sad to announce that the werewolf dating app our R&D committee were developing, Sniffr, has to be put on hiatus for an unknown amount of time due to our trans catgirl programmer, Sarah, being "too gay to work". We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Sans werewolves lovers,
Your Council

⚠️ Church Announcement ⚠️

Dear Churchgoers,

The Elected Inner Sanctum Council is proud to announce its official account to be the voice of the church and its message. We hope that you enjoy this service and that you will follow along through our times of joy as much as in our times of hardship.

Joyfully,
Your Council

Awoo Church

An instance for insomniacs, night crew and other creatures of the night.