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Hello! I’m Madeline and I’ve started a new account over here at Awoo. I’m a big gay cat person but I do not hate dogs (so Red please don’t kick me off your instance). I post about whatever nonsense enters my head, because it’s fun. You’ll probably see the occasional music, game, politics, and sadpost amongst my detritus. I like to write and hike and shit.

heavy is the head that wears the hat made of rocks

the sheer power of being completely helpless in a new language

Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me Bright Eyes is ""back together""

i can understand only 30% of any given post in Español, and 30% is EXACTLY my threshold for boosting in ANY language

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I could have easily won tonight’s jeopardy. What a terrible showing by all involved. Do better

You know what I'm talking about.

You talk to your racist grandma, and you just awkwardly smile and nod, because you know it's WORTHLESS to talk to her about why she can't call POC the "coloreds" anymore.

But you tell your friend on here, "Hey, comrade, that was in bad taste"

Why? Because you know your friend will listen.

That's what we are trying to do with you.

it's a sign of respect, not of hatred. Please stop acting like we hate you.

Important thing for all who can see this.

If someone confronts you on your racism or sexism... that means that they like you enough and trust you enough to hear and listen.

If they didn't think you were redeemable, if they didn't think you were worth it, they would roll their eyes and just avoid you. Block on sight, shut down in conversation.

If we confront you about it, no matter how bruskly it may seem. It means that we legitimately think you are better.

can someone please find a toot for me? it was about the movie Yesterday. something like,

"if i found out i was the only one who remembered the beatles i'd keep that shit the fuck to myself"

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oh no!!! help me help me!!! :-] help me im in trouble!!!!! =)
*u get off your horse and rush over to me*
haha you came you really came!!
*gives u a hug*
i love u =]

when someone says they are “bicoastal” they are indicating that they have only been to the beach twice. this is done so that you will feel pity for them

here is a geometric explanation of FOIL as given by the islamic scholars of algebra in the middle ages. unlike memorizing some stupid rule of pure symbol manipulation, it actually makes sense

I fell asleep on the couch and I may never recover

How to explain to people that using environmental factors to explain behavior isn't necessarily making an excuse for a person's behavior

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