Pinned toot

my comfort levels & boundaries 

Pinned toot

it's my mastoversary!!!

I promised mastodon logo nail art, and so shall you have

this was surprisingly difficult to do, but i think that's just because I overdid it. I didn't ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ to try to do an isolated linear rainbow for the m, but I did anyway :blobcheer:

repeating text/caps 

you'd think by now I would have learned not to make good posts before class but here we are

broke: getting strong to be healthy

woke: getting strong to lift girls

bespoke: getting strong to intimidate nazis

baroque: getting strong to film a threatening antifa themed pole dancing routine

am i humblebragging by whining about how irritated i am about getting invited to so many honor societies this semester

it's not meant as a humblebrag

don't join an honor society kids it's a total ripoff

gonna spend hundreds of dollars accepting every fucking honor society nomination i get offered and horde all the honor society memberships so I can wear like 14 chords and sashes when I graduate

I banned instagram from sending me notifications on my phone so it started sending me emails.

:yell: god boosted

women are fainting on my doorstep. enbies are beating their chests and howling. men are batting their eyelashes between the slats of my blinds. i cannot leave my house and it's very inconvenient

they said 'vapor wave and punk are two genres that cannot be combined'

they said 'you can't make a whole band with one person and no musical skill or talent'

I'm here to tell them

they're right

:yell: god boosted

Really need help 

what the fuck even are computers honestly

:yell: god boosted

when your white friend offers you food and you don't wanna be impolite.

I wonder what leavening agent the giants use to make Bone Bread

I'm writing a short paper on the role the private sector and the government sector play in humanitarianism and its really hard to do this without being sarcastic

:yell: god boosted

I will never learn how to properly do eyebrows

:yell: god boosted

has anyone heard of like an anarchist/nihilist clown type of character who likes to do crime? this seems like a cool concept, I wonder why no one has ever done this

Show more
Awoo Church

An instance for insomniacs, night crew and other creatures of the night.