New Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime is out, please enjoy this tale of an extremely circuitous plan to frame a teenager for murder, and a minor detour into the career of a second baseman from the nineties:

Please do not be alarmed that you just got an email with the subject line "AM I A SERIAL KILLER?", that's uh,,,,, that's just me

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@Pixley oh maybe that’s why it was sent to my spam lmfao.. anyway that was excellent and did her mom want her to kill her in the end or????

@shade I think her mom wanted her to kill her aunt???????

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