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Ah, before i delete my snouts alt, i would like to memorialize this post (cw lewd)

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You so

⠀ Fuckin

⠀Precious

⠀ When you
⠀ ❤️ 💞 💮
⠀ 🌸SMILE 🏵️
⠀ 💝 💖

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kitty body horror 

my favorite part of mastodon is that column that moves right before you click something on it

those of us who use the gender neutral singular "they/them" have been lying to you all. we are actually a collective hive mind in many bodies, and we really are multiple people.

those of us who use the gender neutral singular "they/them" have been lying to you all. we are actually a collective hive mind in many bodies, and we really are multiple people.

hey everybody what the fuck is up we're linkin park and this next song is called PEEING IN MY SLEEP

@gayalien i think they should let trans people in the military again boost if u agree

america is great because america is good, and america is good because america is pretty nice, and america is pretty nice because america is alright, and america is alright because america is subpar, and america is subpar because america is pretty bad, and america is pretty bad because america fucking sucks.

- Hillary Clinton, 2016 Debates

For my bday, I want a bad bitch to jump out of my minecraft diamond ore cake 😌🙏🏾

The best propaganda is the propaganda you don't notice. Which is why you need to mute and block any/all commercials. Don't just ignore it. They're chipping away at you.
If you can't mute, reply to it. Yes, talk to the tv. Make the fearmongering sound silly, aggressively regect the rhetorical questions, groan when a man is useless at housework. Get the whole car/house in on it.

weird military history dude: "yeah I know all about every kind of weapon used in WW1"

me: "remember how every colonial power in Europe wasn't satisfied pillaging literally the entire rest of the world so their wealthy industrialists, politicians and royal families decided to throw waves of their own people at each other for reasons still unclear to this day, resulting in quite possibly the most vile and pointless bloodshed in the history of the region, the end of which was handled so poorly that the majority of experts on subjects political and military agreed WW2 was all but a guaranteed thing????"

weird military history dude: "gods plan"

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An instance for insomniacs, night crew and other creatures of the night.