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Gonna try to stay on mastodon long enough to see myself get Cancelled

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@everyone in the Phoenix Metro area: the Southwest Center clinic provides informed consent HRT among other things!

I'd reccomend calling over filling out the online form!

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god made me a small little bitch so I can be someone's chihuahua fricking whore

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You so

โ € Fuckin

โ €Precious

โ € When you
โ € โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ž ๐Ÿ’ฎ
โ € ๐ŸŒธSMILE ๐Ÿต๏ธ
โ € ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’–

look i dont have time to spellcheck or correct the grammar of my posts. i am here to expel my horrible thoughts from my head into the internet and anyone else criticizing them is a violation of my intellectual property rights

water cop: lifeguard
earth cop: park ranger
fire cop: firefighter
air cop: air traffic control

fullmetal alchemist is a trans narrative and none of you can tell me otherwise

actually trying to couch surf (n. Dallas area) 

estoy harto de excusas, maria. bripeaste, o no bripeaste?

imagine signing ur name as dank bowels for a few people on here oops

we don't live in the perfect timeline where dorner is recognized as a hero. :blobcatcry:

its 11 o clock and my roommates still havent come back and i still need coffee. Just gonna use a paper towel at this rate

ooh i just made a really pretty chord on the guitar but now i gotta figure out what it is uhhh

hey anyone got any tips for positioning your fretting hand on the guitar? having trouble pushing down on the strings without muffling the neighboring strings. thanks

capitalism vent 

*lying in bed* thanks for coming to my bed talk

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