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@taweret Mattโ€™s posting style (short, mostly nonsense sentences) make for a few eggs to make you an invincible rootin-tootin shithead who headshots everyone in the sequels, and i immediately thought "i bet that fucker can't even hold your subs for you to shove your bak-ed potatoe up your end!!!!

Handmaids tale 

I can't believe I made an account for Jorf. On the other hand, this place is super pretty.

Guys, is it gay to be on masto? You're literally on masto

The ๐Ÿ‘ Voyager ๐Ÿ‘ crew ๐Ÿ‘ abandoned ๐Ÿ‘ those ๐Ÿ‘ lizard ๐Ÿ‘ babies ๐Ÿ‘

setting up an instance. it has no federated timeline, no local timeline, no notifications and no home timeline. all it has is one picture of a clown and that's it

Request for vibes 

Wotan bopped the kitten on the head and the kitten ran to Siegfried for protection

No I'm never going to stop talking about that episode of enterprise.

Ever.

So one time on Enterprise, Captain Archer and Dr Phlox decided to create a baby in the lab so they could raise it and murder it and harvest its brain.

Which they proceeded to do.

That's a real episode.

It's called Similitude. Look it up if you don't believe me

@LarryBot @taweret i will not name you "Dick Butkis". enjoy your game robot

cant believe Stephanie was Thanos the whole time

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@taweret If Healyn doesnโ€™t name me Dick Butkis Iโ€™m gonna try to play game

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Awoo Church

An instance for insomniacs, night crew and other creatures of the night.