*walks into pizza hut*

me: I'd like a large bag of pizza please

cashier: you mean a large pizza?

me: bag. a large BAG of pizza

cashier: we don't sell pizza by the bag-

me: and a liter of crazy beard

cashier: that's a different pizza chain and i'm pretty sure it's still wrong

me: i would like to speak to your manager




"you don't even sell jugs of calzone? what kind of fake pizza place is this?"

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