*walks into pizza hut*
me: I'd like a large bag of pizza please
cashier: you mean a large pizza?
me: bag. a large BAG of pizza
cashier: we don't sell pizza by the bag-
me: and a liter of crazy beard
cashier: that's a different pizza chain and i'm pretty sure it's still wrong
me: i would like to speak to your manager
@taweret oh my god it says beard
@nilaky lol oh well. my policy is to never correct typos
@taweret yeah it fits the fuckin theme of the post too <3 <3
@taweret ...Why the fuck did I laugh so hard at this just now? 😂
"you don't even sell jugs of calzone? what kind of fake pizza place is this?"
@taweret u joke, but i have eaten so much dumpstered pizza out of trash bags
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