HERZOG (upon seeing Baby Yoda): I should not expect to see a more beautiful creature. the existence of Baby Yoda is proof of the existence of God. I am crying

HERZOG (upon seeing Chewbacca): Life is but a cruel game. There can be no God. No God would allow this hairy, indifferent beast, with the eyes of Satan himself

@healyn Werner Herzog's Star Wars character name is Werner Herzog.

@healyn Darth Vader, looking over the bounty hunters: I want General Solo brought to me alive. NO disintegrations:
Werner Herzog: We all disintegrate. Human life starts as ash in the womb of our mothers and ends as ash in the womb of Mother Earth, yet both women are uncaring of our fates, lost in the twine of their own failures to prevent our deaths before we have a chance to suffer alongside them.
Darth Vader: uh what

@breakfastgolem @healyn There is no voice funnier to read things in than Werner Herzog's.

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