and so it came to pass that wil wheaton came among us. a haughty man was he, brash and full of what in those days was called clout
@taweret This is what we did for fun during the last decade.
@taweret HERE ENDETH THE TALE
@taweret if he had just said “damn! You got me!” and laughed about it he could have stuck around. But famous people are delicate. He wrote a very long self-serious blog post about it.
@taweret Chara has something to say :o
🔴 I helped drive Wil Wheaton off when he was here but if he comes back to wreak revenge I'll be cheering it on
@taweret Nigh have we had such fun since that time a man searcheth the Fediverse far and wide for a man that he doth admired so much, but could not find hide nor hair of his legendary hero, William Shatner. And lo, how we laughed at the fury this man had that he would write a full article claiming we had crossed the river Styx.
@taweret and the people, they did cheer
@taweret my favorite piece of trivia about Wheaton is that he gets really embarrassed by the song stand by me. He hates it
@Red in fairness i hate that song too. mainly because my like fifth or six grade choir teacher made us sing it and it made me hate it forever. also wind beneath my wings
@taweret "What's bofa?"
'It's balls lmao'
I remember well
@taweret we had to say "bofa" because the Kaiser had stolen the word "both"
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